"Once upon a time, there was one player..."
"He was very stubborn...
"When told the rules, he pretended not to hear...
"He turned a blind-eye to his king,
the Commissioner...
"When asked if he broke the rules,
he replied, 'Who? Me?'
"The king told this man, 'YOU MUST STOP!'...
"But the man, who called himself A-Rod,
said, 'Feh! Harumph! Pah.!'
"You wanna piece a me? Come on, king..."
The King said to his court, 'We shall pray for the truth.'
"But they did not hear him properly...
"They thought he said, 'We shall PAY for the truth.'
"The King said, 'Wowzer!'
"He said, 'Somebody must grab this man, A-Rod, by the neck...'
"... And then plug him in the head!"
"And so A-Rod was put horizontal...
"The stench that permeated the kingdom went away...
"And the king went out and got really, really stoned!"
Being posted as a part of Syndicated Sunday, on Thanksgiving, from It Is High...
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Sorry for the Capatcha... Blame the Russians :)