Wow Yankees family, we made it. We all made it another year and here we sit on New Years Eve. Here's to hoping that you did everything you wanted to this season and then some, and if not the good news for you is that you have a few more hours left. A few more hours to do what you wanted to do, say what you wanted to say and burn or repair the bridges that you want or don't want it life. Take it from me, do it now before it's too late.
Happy New Years Eve everyone. Be safe, have fun and forget those resolutions. No one likes a skinny, rich good-nature person anyway.
Showing posts with label New Year’s Resolutions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Year’s Resolutions. Show all posts
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Happy New Years Yankees Family!
Wow Yankees family, we made it. We all made it another year and here we sit on New Years Eve. Here's to hoping that you did everything you wanted to this season and then some, and if not the good news for you is that you have a few more hours left. A few more hours to do what you wanted to do, say what you wanted to say and burn or repair the bridges that you want or don't want it life. Take it from me, do it now before it's too late.
We recently lost my mother in law the day after Christmas and the bridge, while on its way to being mended, was not cemented and the cement was not dry just yet. Live every moment and every day like it's your last, because it could be.
Happy New Years Eve everyone. Be safe, have fun and forget those resolutions. No one likes a skinny, rich good-nature person anyway.
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
New Years Resolutions for the New York Yankees
Before the Christmas holiday we brought you some fictional lists that the New York Yankees players wrote to Santa Claus and today we will bring you some equally as fictional New Year's resolutions written down by those same Yankees. Now as we all know many people do not keep to their New Year's resolutions but my way of thinking is who cares? Nobody like a skinny, rich and good person anyway. I'm just going to be me, but anyway without further delay and banter from me here are the Yankees resolutions.
Alex Rodriguez:
To win a World Series Championship. That's my resolution every single season. I'm just so blessed to play in front of the best fans in the world and I just want to thank Joe (Girardi) and the entire Steinbrenner family. This time last year I did not think I would be in this position and I'm truly humbled and blessed.
Mark Teixeira:
To add gluten back into my diet and have the biggest contract season I can have. Not many people want a 35-year old first baseman any more so I'm going to have to go out and do my best early and often.
Greg Bird:
Yeah, go ahead and add that gluten back. My resolution was to do something about those eye brows but now it's to get in playing shape because I'm going to see you all before June.
Hal Steinbrenner:
To give Brian Cashman full control to do his job now that I've completely cut the cash flow from the team. If you thought the calls for his firing were loud before....
Brian Cashman:
Now you tricked me last time into telling the truth but this time I don't care. I'm trading all his high-priced talent HE signed so I can do things my way. 2016 season be damned.
Brian McCann:
To not scream obscenities in the Yankees dugout during the playoffs anymore.
Starlin Castro:
To make you all say "Robinson Cano who?"
Brendan Ryan:
Bring me back Cash!
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Key Yankees New Years Resolutions
Right after Christmas I made a phone call to some of the key
members of the New York Yankees and asked them what they received for Christmas
this season. Most of the players received healthy 2015 seasons or productive
campaigns next year while A Rod got money so I decided to check in on this New
Year’s Eve to ask what some of their New Year’s resolutions were for 2015. The
answers may surprise you.
Mark Teixeira –
“I’m going to beat the shift. “
Hal Steinbrenner
– “After reading the ‘Ghost of Yankees Past’ I think I’m going to give more
power and responsibility to Brian Cashman and be more of an owner and less of a
power hungry GM.”
Brian McCann – “I
was going to say beat the shift too but as we saw in our race last year Mark
Teixeira is just a tad quicker than me. I guess I’m going to have to beat
Teixeira instead.”
Brian Cashman –
“I’m going to put a real World Series caliber team on the field, it just may
take me until the 2017 or 2018 season to do it.”
CC Sabathia –
“I’m going to make 30 starts this season and try not to flip out on airport
personnel because I missed my flight to Jamaica.
Masahiro Tanaka –
Something that roughly translated into either “the disgrace the original Power
Rangers brought to his family” or “less practical jokes in the locker room.” My
Japanese is rusty.
Brendan Ryan –
“Hit above .220 so I actually have a place on the team past June.”
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