Tuesday, April 3, 2012

New York Yankees Wrestlemania Results

Money In The Bank Match

"The Lightning Kid" Brett Gardner vs. Russell "The Back-Stop" Martin vs. "Wildman" David Robertson vs. Rafael "No Chance (I opt-out)" Soriano vs. Cory Wade vs. Francisco Cervelli vs. Boone "Lefty" Logan vs. Cory Wade

Everybody looked past "The Lightning Kid", figuring he was going to take himself out of the match by crash landing hard after one of his crazy high-flying moves. But he never quit, and Gardner ends up with the contract.

Tag-Team Championship

"The Platoon" Raul Ibanez & Andruw Jones (C) vs. "Bigger and Blacker" CC Sabathia & Michael Pineda

CC Sabathia was forced to carry the team after Pineda was injured, but the big man was able to pull out the win for his team. Ibanez started the match for "The Platoon", but got off on the wrong foot right away. It looked like he was able to right the ship by getting the tag to Andruw Jones, but it wasn't enough as "Bigger and Blacker" had already taken advantage.

Diva's Championship

Eduarda E. Nunez vs. "Easy" Erica Chavez vs. Alexis "The Tragedy" Rodriguez (C)

Who cares about Diva matches? "The Tragedy" won... 'nuff said.

Intercontinental Championship

"Smiling" Nick Swisher vs. Mark "Tex" Teixeira (C)

"Tex" had to change his game plan as he'd become too one-dimensional in the ring, but once he did Nick Swisher couldn't keep up with Mark's power. Another champion retained the title.

United States Championship

"Hero" Hiroki Kuroda vs. Ivan "The Terrible" Nova (C)

Many fans see Nova as the future of the company, but bright future or not he wasn't able to overcome "Hero". Let's just say that "The Terrible" is a close 3rd to Kuroda's 2nd.

World Heavyweight Championship

"The Natural" Robinson Cano vs. "C-Dog" Curtis Granderson (C)

Our second straight title change. Cano's overall talent wouldn't be denied in the match, even though Granderson is coming off an incredible season. No matter who wins the next match, Mr. Cano will not stop.

WWE Championship

"Captain" Derek Jeter vs. "The" Mariano Rivera (C)
w/ special-guest referee Jorge "All Bat, No Glove" Posada

Jorge didn't seem comfortable in this match, as he has the utmost respect for both me. By the end he seemed to be in the corner of the man he'd partnered with for many years, but that still wasn't enough to stop "The Captain" from gaining the title.

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