Friday, September 6, 2013

The 12 Days Of September Baseball W/ Chris Stewart


On the first day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, a victory for the other team.


On the second day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.

On the third day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.


On the fourth day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.

On the fifth day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.


On the sixth day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, six throwing errors, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.

On the seventh day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, seven wasted months, six throwing errors, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.

"Put Me In The Lineup Or Else Joe!"
On the eight day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, eight naked pictures of Joe Girardi's wife which keep him in the lineup, seven wasted months, six throwing errors, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.

On the ninth day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, nine innings of disaster, eight naked pictures of Joe Girardi's wife which keep him in the lineup, seven wasted months, six throwing errors, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.


On the tenth day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, ten rallies killed, nine innings of disaster, eight naked pictures of Joe Girardi's wife which keep him in the lineup, seven wasted months, six throwing errors, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.

On the eleventh day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, eleven National League pitchers that can hit better than him, ten rallies killed, nine innings of disaster, eight naked pictures of Joe Girardi's wife which keep him in the lineup, seven wasted months, six throwing errors, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.


On the twelfth day of September Chris Stewart gave to the Yankees, twelve aneurysms, eleven National League pitchers that can hit better than him, ten rallies killed, nine innings of disaster, eight naked pictures of Joe Girardi's wife which keep him in the lineup, seven wasted months, six throwing errors, five unearned runs, four easy outs, three passed balls, two better catchers a day off, and a victory for the other team.

"Eff You Guys, I'm Going Home"


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