Last year on Mariano Rivera’s farewell tour the Tampa Bay
Rays had a very unique and very cool sculpture of the last man to wear #42 made
of sand. This year Derek Jeter is retiring so Tampa and their executives may
feel some pressure to up the ante and out-do themselves this season but fear
not, the bar has been set low by the Baltimore Orioles. The Tampa Bay Rays have
no pressure on them this time around as I cannot see them putting out anything
worse than what the Orioles did Sunday night.
The Orioles, as we all know by now I’m sure, gave Jeter a
captain’s hat, a huge mallet, and a bucket of crabs. The captain’s hat I get, I
appreciate, and I thought was clever and thoughtful. The mallet I think was
just a reason to get that stupid mascot onto the field and into the
festivities. The bucket of crabs though, really? You gave our starting
shortstop crabs?
This script just writes itself. As Tampa gets ready to honor
the Yankee captain this week at Tropicana Field I reiterate, no pressure. At
least your gift won’t be ranked last.
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Sorry for the Capatcha... Blame the Russians :)