Friday, April 13, 2018

Hello… Friday the 13th



Good morning everyone and a Happy Friday the 13th to you all. Superstitions are real things in everyone’s lives whether they realize it or not, and those superstitions tend to really come to light in Major League Baseball. Tap the plate twice before getting ready to hit. Touch the brim of your cap, then adjust your sleeve, and then touch the tip of your cap before you throw a pitch. Slumping? Try a gold thong, it worked for Jason Giambi and Derek Jeter. Hitting well? Never change your underwear again, period. It is little things like this that make the game unique and that make the game special, at least in my eyes, so go out there today with confidence. Make sure your cell phone is fully charged, don’t go out to any campsites in the barren woods, and don’t go down any sewer drains after a balloon and you should be fine. Oh, and step on a crack. Your mom will be fine.

I hope everyone has a great day and enjoys their weekend. I know this is a special weekend for my lovely girlfriend, it is the last Saturday she has to work because of tax season! One more Saturday baby! I love you, and you ALMOST made it through!

P.S. Alex Cora is a piece of shit, and Tyler Austin is my hero. That is all. 

2 comments:

  1. What did Pittsburgh Pirates third base coach Joey Cora do to deserve your wrath? LOL!

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  2. No idea what you mean... it said Boston Red Sox manager Alex Cora the WHOLE time. Prove me wrong... LOL

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