The Baltimore Orioles can no longer use pies in their
celebrations and the Washington Nationals can no longer use chocolate syrup,
which is how the NFL went from the National Football League to the No Fun
League in a hurry, but there is an invention that makes all that seem like
immature kiddie stuff, if Major League Baseball allows it. Introducing the
Champagne Gun!
For the low, low price of $459 you yourself, or any major league
team for that matter, can own a champagne gun. With that champagne gun and the
players $200-plus Oakley goggles you can have a heck of a time in the clubhouse
during celebrations.
I can’t wait to see this if this becomes a thing around the
league. Sign me up.
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Sorry for the Capatcha... Blame the Russians :)