Friday, April 8, 2016

The “Champagne Gun” That Will Change Everything We Know About Celebrations

The Baltimore Orioles can no longer use pies in their celebrations and the Washington Nationals can no longer use chocolate syrup, which is how the NFL went from the National Football League to the No Fun League in a hurry, but there is an invention that makes all that seem like immature kiddie stuff, if Major League Baseball allows it. Introducing the Champagne Gun!

For the low, low price of $459 you yourself, or any major league team for that matter, can own a champagne gun. With that champagne gun and the players $200-plus Oakley goggles you can have a heck of a time in the clubhouse during celebrations.

I can’t wait to see this if this becomes a thing around the league. Sign me up.

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Sorry for the Capatcha... Blame the Russians :)